🚨🔊 Hold the phone, fam! Google just dropped some *spicy* updates on their AI Mode, and it’s about to become your new digital overlord. Move over, Skynet—Gemini 2.5 Pro is here to replace your coffee breaks with existential dread! ☕🤖💀 So what’s cookin’ in the Google servers? They’ve added Deep Search capabilities (because apparently normal search wasn’t deep enough, right? 🙄) and that’s available only for the *elite* Google AI Pro and Google AI Ultra subscribers. It’s like having a VIP pass to the cringe fest of the century! 🎟️🤡 #Stonks But that’s not all, kiddos! Gemini is flexin’ with a feature that lets it *actually* place phone calls. Yep, Project Astra is taking over your local greasy spoon while you’re still trying to locate your headphones. 😂📞 “Hey, Google, place an order for 10 nuggets,” you say, and boom—your AI is calling and asking if they accept cryptocurrency! 💰💸 Even better? This is just a warm-up. The new goal is to make AI Mode your *only* way to search, fr fr. 🤔💭 So what’s the TL;DR? Google wants your soul, but they’re giving you AI with a side of fries. 🍟🔥 Next thing you know, your fridge will be ordering milk on auto-pilot! 🤯 Hot take: By 2025, Google AI will run for President and win—no cap! 🤪🚀