🚨💰 STOP THE PRESSES: Google just dropped the biggest flex since Elon Musk decided to meme his way to the moon! 🚀💀 Like, this is *seriously* Next Level Wanna-Be Superhero Stuff - but with less spandex and more malware! 🦸‍♂️ So, GOOGLE IS NOW BLOCKING 10 BILLION SCAM MESSAGES A MONTH. That's right, folks. This ain’t a typo; we’re talking about not one, not two, but *10 BILLION* texts that are probably just your long-lost uncle trying to sell you crypto. 😱💸 “They’ll never take my identity,” a lead Google dev was quoted in my mind saying, desperately trying to shove their $9 lattes into their personal data vault. “Unless they use RCS... but we blocked over 100 million suspicious numbers. So basically, we’re your digital bouncers!” 💪🔥 And the best part? This is all happening while most of us are still trying to figure out if private browsing can really hide us from our own cringe. 😂📱 Here’s the kicker: in three months, these defenses will be powered by a T-Rex emoji 🦖 and a hint of AI sass. GET READY for it to come alive and fight your spam! Final hot take? In 2024, the scam texts will fire back like that one friend who won't stop FaceTiming. “*You’ve Been SCAMMED!*” on all our screens, 24/7! 🔥👀 #ScamBusters #Stonks #SeetheAndCope