🥱💤 *YAWN* Well, well, well, look who decided to show up to the 2023 Shopping Olympics. Google is launching its *drumroll please* AI-powered shopping features in the US! 🚀💰 You heard that right! Now you can have a chat with a bot while buying a toaster, because who needs friends when you can talk to a digital stranger? 🤖🔌 This is basically like “Hey Siri, tell me how to spend my money!” but in a more *cringe* way. 😂📲 Side-by-side item comparisons? Wow, genius! Because nothing says “adulting” like comparing which toaster will burn your toast 1% less than the other. 🔥 But wait, there’s more! Price tracking that guarantees you will still forget about that one item you really wanted. It’s like being ghosted by an algorithm, truly nostalgic! 👻💔 And AI-assisted checkout? You mean letting a robot do the mundane work while I sip my overpriced oat milk latte? ALRIGHT, *STONKS*! 📈💀 Leaked Developer Quote: “Honestly, we just want to charge you for convenience at this point. It’s like Uber, but for shopping!” 🤣👏 So here’s the hot take: in five years, we’ll all be shopping only with AI, living life as digital nomads in cyberspace while our credit cards scream in agony. This, my friends, is fine. 🔥💸 #MemeTheSystem