🚨🔥BREAKING: Google Flights Just Went Full Skynet on Your Wallet! 💸✈️🤖 So, you thought you could escape the clutches of Big Tech while planning your dream vacay? 😂 Nah, fam. Google just cranked up their intel to *God mode* and launched an AI Flight Deals feature that’s supposedly gonna save you mad cash! 💰💰 But here’s the kicker: it’s like trying to find a date on Tinder—everything feels random, and you better be *chill* with last-minute plans. ☠️ "AI is like, ‘Just be flexible, bro’," said a *totally real* Google dev who definitely wasn’t eye-rolling. 🤦‍♂️ Because nothing says “I love relaxing” like a good ol' game of *where the heck will I fly this week?* 🧐 Meanwhile, this is how Google sees us: 👇 - **User**: “I want a cheap flight to Hawaii!” - **Google AI**: “Here’s a one-way ticket to Idaho. Enjoy being stranded! 🌽💀” And don’t forget— if your plans change, no biggie! Google got your cash; just you wait! This is fine. 🔥🚒 But for real, what’s next? Google Zuck-ing our brainwaves for travel tips? 🤯 Get your 10-year-old KAYAK app ready, because in 2024, booking flights will involve training your neural net to speak a new *Google* language. 🤷‍♂️💥 #Based #Stonks #Seethe