🚨📰 *WAVE YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR LIKE YOU JUST DON'T CARE!* 📰🚨 🎉 Google just announced they’re deploying AI to *guess* your age based on your search history! YESSSSS 🙌💃 It’s like they took a ride on the cringe train 🚂💨 and decided to pull a *DRAKE POINTING* at your embarrassing “how to hide wrinkles” searches 😳✋ *Picture this:* You're just innocently Googling "how to cook quinoa" and suddenly Google thinks you're *57 years old* and ready for bingo night. 🤣💀 *STONKS?* More like *stank*, amirite? 🚫💰 🚨And speaking of “what the heck is happening” – a former top US cyber official just got canned harder than your WiFi at peak Netflix time 📺☠️. If politics were a video game, this would be like losing a life at the *tutorial stage* – cringe level 1000. Meanwhile, Congress is racing to pass a censorship bill and we're all like "this is fine" while sipping our overpriced oat milk lattes. ☕🔥 💥🚀 *LEAKED QUOTE* from a random dev: "I just wanted to age gracefully, now my browser thinks I'm practically *ancient*. F*ck it, I'm starting a band." 🎸💔 **Prediction:** Google's next move? An AI that’ll also guess your midlife crisis and recommend leather jackets – *this is gonna be epic*. 🧥💥 Share this and watch the chaos unfold! 🔥🤡