🎉🎄 Brace yourselves, shoppers! Google is back at it AGAIN with new AI features that’ll steal your soul and your shopping list 🎁🤖💰. Say goodbye to hunting for Christmas gifts like you're sifting through a dumpster fire 🔥😱 – it’s time for some holiday magic! ✨ Introducing **Google's Spooky-Scary-AI-Gift-Santas**! 🧑‍🎄🤡 These techy elves are here to help you find the hottest deals without losing your sanity. They’ve got real-time inventory checks, and personalized recommendations to make sure you don’t just send Aunt Karen another pair of socks. "We've been watching your browsing history, and we think you might want a foot massager. Again." 😬🔥 Some dev in a dark corner of the office probably said: "If we can just install AI as a gift-giving therapist, it’s stonks, bro!" 📈💸 Meanwhile, the rest of us are just trying to figure out if we should unfollow our crush or buy them a PS5 for Christmas. 🥲💔 Before you go canceling your shopping plans, remember: this ain't no fairy tale. You’ll be battling server crashes like it’s a Game of Thrones finale. 🐉🎮 Hot take: just wait until Google decides it needs to monitor your fridge too. "Hey, are you STILL out of organic kale? You’re on a watch list." 🚨 Merry shopping, fam! This is fine. 😅👌