🚨🔥 BREAKING: Google’s New AI Snooping Feature: Your Emails Just Got a New "Friend" 🤖💌💀 So, remember how Google said they were just chillin' with your emails? ✌️ Yeah, SURPRISE! They’re actually digging through your messages like they're looking for their lost AirPods! 🧐💔 Just when you thought your inbox was safe, Google decided to throw a party and invite AI — and you’re not on the guest list. 🚀💃 But wait, there’s a way to kick this uninvited guest out! It’s like the “opt-out” button is directly linked to your mental health. 💡💔 Just a few clicks and BOOM, you're no longer letting a robot peek at your digital diary. You’ll want to rush there faster than your ex getting blocked on social media! 😅🤡🔥 LOLS! Imagine a Google dev saying, “We just wanted to make your emails smarter, fam.” 💀😂 Yeah, sure, buddy. Just like your last Tinder date was “just looking for friends.” So, are we gonna let our data be the next viral TikTok dance? 😳💃 No cap, I can *literally* see Google selling your email secrets for stonks 💸📈. Predicted hot take: By 2025, we’ll all be using smoke signals just to avoid Google’s watchful AI eye 👁️🔥. Hold onto your bytes, folks!