🚨 BREAKING: Google’s AI Health Coach is about to drop like it’s hot 💾💥 and it’s coming for those precious Fitbit Premium users. You heard that right, fam! If you’ve got an Android, get ready to have an AI bud that will tell you to “stop eating pizza at 2 AM” like we needed a robot to tell us that 😭🍕! 💡 *Lemme break it down for you*: This isn’t just any ol’ AI! It's like that one friend who pretends to care about your health but actually just wants you to join their gym membership—*HOW CRINGE!* 🚴‍♂️🤖 The public preview is giving us major "this is fine" vibes ☕️🔥💩, where Google will “incorporate your feedback” while silently judging your snacks. "Hey, Michael, did you really just eat a whole pizza? 💀" And if you’re on iOS? Tough luck, G. You gotta wait your turn, while Android users get all the AI sass first. 😏 Drake pointing meme intensify. “Gaps”? More like “gaps in your willpower”—I mean, c’mon, are we even trying to be healthy? 😂 🔥*HOT TAKE ALERT*: In 5 years, we’ll all be replaced by these AI health coaches. You’ll be swiping right on them on Tinder saying “I prefer a chatbot with abs” 💪💔. So, is Google just turning into our fitness Tinder date? Yikes! Stonks? Or doomed? 💰🚀