🚨💥 **BREAKING: Google AI Goes Full Ghost Mode on Your Clicks!** 👻💔 Yo, tech fam! Grab your popcorn 🍿 because we just learned that Google’s AI Overviews basically threw a sick party where NO ONE showed up! 🎉 Starting from May 2024 to May 2025, clicks on news searches went from 56% to a whopping 69%?!! Like, bruh, that’s worse than my last Tinder date! 🤦‍♂️ According to the wise sages of Similarweb (seriously, who let them in the room?), people are swiping left on news like it’s a cringey meme. 🤮 So while ChatGPT is over here trying to play wingman 🤖💔, it’s like “Nah fam, I’m just here for the vibes.” 🚀 🚩 *Leaked Developer Quote:* “We told the AI to spice things up, but it just said ‘no cap, I’m too busy’ and ghosted the clicks.” 🤡💀 So, major stonks vibes for AI referrals 📈, but news publishers are catching Ls like it's a TikTok dance challenge. This is fine. (We’re all just a little broken inside, right? 🤷‍♀️) 🔥🔥 **Hot Take:** In 2025, “click-through rate” will be a rare endangered species, only found in Pinterest like it's some exclusive club 🤭. It’s gonna be wild, fam! Buckle up! 🏎️💨