🚨🔊 BREAKING NEWS: Google’s AI Gemini is a KIDS’ NIGHTMARE! 🧒💀 Like, fr fr, who *thought* this was a good idea?! 🙃 According to the certified smart folks over at Common Sense Media (aka "the real MVPs"), their latest safety report has revealed Gemini is more high risk for kids than letting them watch the "This is Fine" dog on repeat! 🔥🐶✨ You know what that means? It’s like opening TikTok around your grandma—CRINGE! 🤡💔 “Gemini has filters that are supposed to protect kids, but it's like trying to drown a fish with a spaghetti strainer,” one imaginary Google dev *might* have said while munching on a kale smoothie 🥤💁‍♂️. I mean, sure, we love AI that’s *almost* safe, but what’s next? A chatbot that tells kids the world is flat? 🤦‍♀️🌎 While you’re at it, here’s a classic Drake meme: 👑➡️ AI that doesn’t expose kids to inappropriate stuff 👈💩. No cap—the only thing teenagers should be Googling is “How to avoid my mom’s texts” and “Stonks!” 📈💰 So here’s my hot take: Parents, get ready for AI babysitters that are just as clueless as your teens about life! 🔮 And if Google doesn’t step up, just send the kids to play outside—wait, is that still a thing? 🤔🔥