💥🥱 Google’s troop of AI warriors just dropped a shiny new defense for Drive, but let’s be real, it’s like bringing a spoon to a knife fight. 🍴🔪 🚨🛡️ Introducing: "Google’s AI Ransomware Bouncer V2 - The Party’s Over!" 🤖💻✨ But news flash, fam: even the savviest bouncer can’t stop a drunk uncle from doing the worm on the dance floor. Leaked developer quote: “We basically just threw an AI salad at the ransomware problem and hoped it would take care of itself. Turns out it’s still a salad... 🤷‍♂️” So, what’s the catch? It can shut down an attack faster than an influencer claiming they were ‘misunderstood’ after a scandal. But if you're expecting it to work EVERY TIME, bro — *yikes*. Talk about a cringe moment. 😳🤡 Meanwhile, the stonks on cybersecurity threats are up like they were shot out of a cannon 🪖💰. And if you think just adding AI makes it bulletproof, you might also believe your grandma’s secret sauce will save you from heart disease. 😂💔 🔥🔥 Hot take: Google’s new AI is basically that friend who says they’ll help you move, but then shows up with coffee and a 'motivational' meme. Next big breakthrough? AI that walks your dog, but can’t fetch. 🤪🚀 Share if you laugh at how chaotic this is, because if we don’t laugh, we’ll all be saving our files in PDFs with a side of *this is fine*! 🌈🔥