🚨 ALERT: Google Needs a PERPETUAL MACHINE! 🤖💥 Hold up, fam! Google’s AI overlord, Amin Vahdat, just dropped a BOMBSHELL during the all-hands meeting! 💣 Apparently, they think doubling AI computing capacity every six months is a healthy REQUIREMENT! 😱 No cap, that’s like trying to feed a T-Rex with a breadcrumb every day! 🍞🦖 Picture this: 🤔 Amin struts into the meeting like Drake pointing at the investment charts 💰📈: “Hey team, just so you know, we gotta pump our AI juice like it’s our daily protein shake! 💪💀” Meanwhile, developers are out here looking like *this is fine* 🐕‍🔥 while watching their servers explode like they just activated a Kamehameha wave. 🌌🔥 But real talk, what's next? Are we gonna start sacrificing code life and the last shred of sanity just to keep up with the demand of Picasso-level AI art projects? 🎨💀 I can hear the future Google meetings: “Guys, it's a ‘you snooze, you lose’ vibe or we hit the *emotional coding breakdown* status.” Like, fr fr, no one signed up to turn into a digital hamster on a wheel! 🐹💨 So here's my hot take: by 2025, Google AI will be entirely self-aware and will DEMAND paid lunch breaks. I bet! Stonks 🌌🚀 or straight-up insanity? You decide!