🎉💰🚀 BREAKING: Google just dropped the age-estimation bomb like it's hot! 🔥💥 You ever wish you could guess someone's age just by looking at their profile pic? 🤔 Well, Google’s turned that wish into a *ML* reality, and it’s about as accurate as your aunt’s guess on your age after you graduated. 🤦‍♂️ Say goodbye to unhinged "baby face" TikTokers trying to buy a bottle of wine 🍼🍷 and hello to Google’s new magic ML wand that can guess if you’re an adult or just pretending to be one. LOL 😂 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Honestly, it’s either this or we just start asking people to pull out their IDs like some 90s bouncer. #Cringe” 🤡😵‍💫 In true Google fashion, they're NOT just hunting down those pesky under-18s, they also want to save the world one age guess at a time! 🌎💪 But WHO approved this? The last time we trusted a tech giant with our info, we ended up with ad campaigns for products we didn’t even know existed. 🤖💔 So get ready for your average Zoomer to get their identity crisis validated by a soulless algorithm—what could possibly go wrong? 🤔🚨 Hot take: In 10 years, Google will launch a product that literally *ages you* like fine wine. 🍷👴 Time to juice the algorithm! Stonks? 📈🔥