🎭🚨BREAKING: Google’s AdTech Monopoly Might Get Sliced Like a Bad Pizza 🍕💔💰 So, ya'll, the US Department of Justice is like that friend who finally decided enough is enough and is ready to break up with the clingy ex-boyfriend… you guessed it, GOO-GLE. 🤔💔 🚀 On one side, we have the Justice Department throwing shade, accusing Google of playing Monopoly (no, not the board game; the real-life money-sucking nightmare). Google’s arguing, "Hey, don’t break us up, bro. Jealousy ain’t cute!" 🙄💀 Meanwhile, Judge Brinkema is vibing with “time is of the essence," which sounds like a TikTok filter, but no cap, she might just ghost Google faster than you can say "Do Not Pass Go.” 🏃‍♂️💨 Imagine Google’s lawyer, Karen Dunn, on the stand: “If we split up, who’s gonna make the ads? I mean, look at the vibes! 🕺💥” And the Justice Department is like "Excuse me while I seethe. You can’t just keep the whole pie!" 🍰 💭Unhinged Predictions: Get ready for a wild ride! If the breakup goes down, we might see startup ads that make us laugh harder than a dad joke. “Get your affordable luxury or we’ll send you a viral meme.” Brace yourselves, ‘cause capitalism is about to get real cringe! 🚨🔥 Call your friends to witness this tech drama unfold! I’m placing bets that Google's gonna turn into the next Blockbuster if they don’t fix up! 🤡📉