🚨🤡 HOLD THE PHONE - GOOGLE IS ABOUT TO RUIN YOUR LIFE (AGAIN)! 🔥💀 So, listen up fam! Google is (*drumroll please*) axing one of the biggest flexes for Android users - SIDeloading 📱💔. You know that sweet freedom every Android bro loves to scream about while sipping on their overpriced coffee and flexing? Yeah, it’s about to go the way of the dinosaur 🦖🚀! We've had the classic Android vs. iOS debate like a bad meme that just won’t die: "Walled garden vs. BIG OPEN FIELD for us to dance in!" (Shoutout to all the iOS peeps sitting there like Drake pointing at a sad Android user crying over their missing apps. 🙃👀). Imagine this convo between Google devs: 🧑‍💻Dev1: "We need to make more money!" 🧑‍💻Dev2: "Less freedom = more wallets, amirite? 💰" 🧑‍💻Dev3: "May as well slap a ‘this is fine’ meme on it and call it a day!" 🤷‍♂️🔥 This isn't just a tech move, it's a CRIME against humanity! Prepare for a future where your phone is just a shiny brick! If you think this is fine, you're living in a simulation. 🤖 Prediction time: in three months, Android users will riot while Apple plans to launch a **feature where you can actually SLEEP with your iPhone**. Bet. 💥😱🚀 #Based #TechChaos