🚨BREAKING: Google Resurrects the Nest Like Jesus with a Wi-Fi Router🚨💀 Yo, fam, gather ‘round because Google just hit us with the ultimate “hold my coffee” moment! 🏆☕ After leaving us in the eternal limbo of tech despair since 2021 (no cap, that’s like watching paint dry), they’re finally deciding to bless us with new Nest products! 🤖✨ Sources (aka my grandma’s neighbor, a former Google intern) say we’re getting a fresh smart speaker, some high-tech surveillance gadgets, and a doorbell that could probably take your grandma’s order through the intercom. 🍔👀 But like, do we really need another camera watching us eat snacks in our pajamas? 🥴 Android Headlines spilled the beans, but like, when’s the drop? Google’s playing fetch with our anticipation, and you know what? This is fine 🤡🔥. Meanwhile, I can almost hear the developers in the breakroom: “So, uhh... anyone got a spare oopsie-daisy to fix the last version's bugs?” 🚀💰 In a world where “smart” means whatever tech we buy is just watching us, I’m here to predict that by 2024, your Nest products will have enough AI to judge your life choices. Stonks in chaos, baby! 📈💥 Prepare for a future where your doorbell says "cringe" while you’re just standing there with your pizza. 🍕💔