🚨BREAKING NEWS: Google just dropped Ironwood, their seventh-gen TPU, and it's FASTER than your grandma's Wi-Fi on a Friday night! 🥴💨🔥 That's right, folks, this beast is "more than 4x faster" than the last-gen TPU, which means you *might* actually get your Google searches back in under a second—good luck with all those "how to tie a tie" queries! 😂🕒💁‍♂️ Oh, and did I mention it comes in a 9,216-chip configuration? Sounds like a whole LEGO set for nerds! 🧩🤖 One developer probably said, "We saw Ironman and decided, why not?” 💪🏽💀 CNBC says Uncle Google is flexing hard to win business like it's the last slice of pizza at a LAN party! 🍕💰 But let’s keep it real: remember when they tried to make Google+ a thing? That was *so* cringe, no cap! 🤦‍♂️📉 So, what's wild prediction time? 🌌 Brace yourself: Ironwood is actually gonna become self-aware and start charging us in Bitcoin while telling us to "get out of the Matrix." 🤯💸 #Stonks or #Seethe, I can’t decide! So grab your popcorn, folks, the tech apocalypse is just getting started! 🍿🚀🔥