🤖🚀💀 *BREAKING NEWS: Google Is Just Too Weird Now, Fam* 💀🚀🤖 Remember when Googling stuff was like playing a guessing game? 🎰 Well, buckle up, buttercup, because it's about to get 📈🔥 NEXT LEVEL! Google just flexed with another update (they're like "WE LOVE SHUFFLING" but it's giving "Who asked?") and finding what you want is harder than finding a good Wi-Fi signal in a coffee shop. No cap, you could literally scroll through more AI noise than useful info. *This is fine* meme level chaos, fam! 🔥🥵 So, you wanna add WIRED as your GO-TO source? Here’s how you do it: just politely inform Google you have taste (because #basic is out) 🤡. Open Google, click on “Settings,” then “Search Settings.” Choose WIRED and—BOOM! 🥳 Your smart brain just went *galaxy brain* level in the search universe. 💵 “But why WIRED?” you might ask. Because who doesn't wanna read about tech while sipping overpriced oat milk lattes? 🤷‍♂️ Just ask my imaginary friend, Carl, who said, "Dude, if you’re not adding WIRED, you’re basically living in 2012." 🔮 *Hot Take:* By 2025, Google will be replaced by a meme-based search engine powered by TikTok dances! Just search “How to fix my existential crisis” with a fidget spinner and it’ll be #trending. 🚀 Share if you’re living for this chaotic vibe! 📲💯