🎉🔥 BREAKING: GOOGLE’S GEMINI HAS LANDED AND IT’S ABOUT TO TAKE OVER YOUR HOME LIKE THE EPIC SPACE INVASION WE DIDN’T ASK FOR! 🚀🤖💥 👀 So, Google decided to kick ol' Assistant to the curb and replace it with Gemini. Say hello to your new robot overlord! 😱💀 What’s next? A Google fridge that judges your midnight snacking? 🍕🍟 #RIPAssistant #Stonks 🌟 They launched a new *fancy* speaker, like we needed more ways to be told we’re not drinking enough water. “Hi, I’m Gemini, hydrate or die!” 💧☠️ Can you imagine that convo? *“I didn’t ask you, Gemini!”* 🔥🚪 And hang on—new Nest Cam and Doorbell! Because failing to secure your home with just mediocre tech was soooo last week. “This is fine,” said your bank account. 💸💩 🤔 “While users are distracted with shiny devices, we'll be quietly harvesting their data,” a dev said in a *totally not leaked* chat. 🙃💬 💥 Prediction: by 2026, your Nest Doorbell will start calling the police on you for not being social enough... “Mom, just because I’m streaming doesn’t mean I have friends!” 😅🤡💔 #GeminiIsComing #Cringe #HomeInvasion #BasedOrWhat #ShareThis🤘