🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS: Google & Apple Team Up to Ghost App Developers Like They’re Exes Trying to Slide Back In 💔👻 In a plot twist nobody asked for, both tech titans are pulling the classic "let's pretend we never dated" move by yanking apps that reported on ICE activities 🙄💀. First, Apple went all *Drake Pointing* and deleted ICEBlock, then Google followed suit faster than your uncle at a buffet! 🍽️🤡 According to some “sources” (a.k.a. my dog), Google is channeling its inner "This Is Fine" dog 🐶🔥, saying they had to protect the vulnerable because, you know, they didn’t want users to share their location like it was a TikTok dance tutorial 🕺📍. Like, my dude, how are we supposed to know if we’re near an ICE agent? 🤔💩 Real talk: The “user-generated content” clause is Google's new way of saying, “We can’t trust ya’ll. Y’all post memes about Karen’s cat but call out ICE?” 😤💰. The real conspiracy theory here is that Google just wants to keep your data as locked up as Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory 🍫🔒. So what's next?! In a shocking prediction, I foresee Google’s next major product: the “ICE Blocked” wearable that gently zaps your phone when ICE is nearby! Brace yourselves for those “stonks” baby 🤖🚀! #TechChaos #ViralTok