🚨💻🔐 Attention all Google Workspace warriors! Are you fighting the good fight against cyber chaos? Because your *“secure environment”* might just be a cardboard box in a hurricane! 🌪️📦 #ThisIsFine So, you’re the noob Security Wizard 🧙‍♂️ at a fast-growing startup, huh? Just remember: if you hear “lean security,” let me translate that for you: *“We want you to juggle fire while riding a unicycle on a tightrope!”* 🎪🔥 No cap, it’s like putting a lock on a revolving door! 😂 And let’s be real: Google Workspace is ALL about collaboration. It’s like a frat party, but everyone’s sharing *everything*—and I mean EVERYTHING. Shared drives? More like shared identity crisis. 🤡👀 “Hey bro, can we make everything public but still call it secure?” – A Google Dev, probably. 🤖💬 So here’s your dilemma: keep the business FLOWING💰🌊 like stonks going up 📈 OR ensure it’s more resilient than your grandma’s WiFi during familyZoom?? 🤔💀 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, security teams will be replaced by AI algorithms that hand out participation trophies for *“trying”* to stay safe. Welcome to the future! 🤖🚀💥 #MemeTheZone