🚨🍕 **BREAKING: Google Swears It's Not KILLING the Web!** 🍕🚨 In a shocking twist that’s spicier than a meme lord’s latest TikTok, Google’s head honcho Liz Reid hops on the internet soapbox to proclaim that its AI search features are NOT the reason all your favorite websites are crying into their digital keyboards. 😱💻💔 "Traffic is 'relatively stable,'" she says, while we all know it’s actually more like a rollercoaster ride with all the twists and turns of a Tyler1 clip! 🎢✨ 💬 *“Yeah, fam, AI is totally helping websites thrive!”* - Reid, probably while sitting in her ivory tower made of server racks. 🏰💰 Meanwhile, Pew Research is like, "Umm, people are literally clicking links less than they click 'skip ad' on YouTube!” 🎥🙃 But hey, let’s be real: if Google’s AI was a student, it’d be that one kid who copies homework and still gets the gold star. 🤡📚 According to a *totally not made-up* source: "*Google is the kid who gets all the hugs while the rest of us get straight-up ghosted!"* 👻 So, to sum it up: Google is Google-ing its way into the future while we’re all just here like, “This is fine.” 😅🌈🔥 **HOT TAKE:** In 2024, Google will replace websites with AI-generated cat memes and call it "innovation." Stonks?📈💀