🚨🛑 ALARMING NEWS ALERT! Google was down and the internet didn’t just glitch out, it threw a full-blown tantrum! 💀😱 Yes, you heard that right! Our digital overlords at Google decided to take a nap 💤 and left the whole world screaming like a cat on a hot tin roof! 🔥🐾 “Is this some kind of joke?” - INSERT SMIRKING DEVELOPER QUOTE HERE 🔩🙃. Seriously, the last time Gmail was down this bad, my mom thought I was using "the dark web" just to text her! 😂📧 Meanwhile, Google’s stock chart is looking more like a rollercoaster... great for stonks 🚀📉 but simply tragic for those trying to send a "please respond" email. Drake be like: “I sent it, but you didn’t get it? Nah, that’s cringe.” 😅👎 Let’s keep it 100, folks! This outage was just Google reminding us who runs this joint! So, if you tried working on your “oh-so-important” document during this tumultuous time and got hit with “Error 404: Life not found,” welcome to the club! 🤖🎉 IN CONCLUSION: If you think this was bad, wait until they decide to go full Skynet. I predict a future where your toaster refuses to make toast unless it gets a solid Wi-Fi connection. 🍞🔥 #ThisIsFine