🚨🛑 HOLD THE PHONES! 🚨 Google is out here launching a FULLSCREEN Account switcher redesign that is going to completely change the game in a way only Google can: 100% unnecessary and 200% confusing! 📱💥 Imagine this: You're vibin’ in Gmail, getting your impressive list of unread emails that no one asked for, and BOOM 💥💣—your entire screen is taken over by a giant account switcher like it’s the main character in a low-budget B-movie! 🎬 Why? Well, as one “leaked” Google dev said (totally not made up): “Full screen is just more *full*—it’s like a buffet, but instead of food, it serves u confusion.” 🍔🤖 Drake looking 💔 at the old compact switcher: “This is not it.” Meanwhile, the Google UX team is out here like the galactic brainiacs they are, thinking: “What if we make switching accounts AS PAINFUL AS POSSIBLE?” 💀🧠 🔥 So, yes, welcome to THE future of Gmail: giant pop-ups like our exes at parties 🌌🤡. This is fine… right? 🤔💸 Prediction: By 2024, we’ll ALL be using holograms to switch our accounts. 🛸 Stonks? More like com-stonks! 🚀🔮💰