🚨✨ *BREAKING*: Google just dropped the Material 3 glow-up on its Wear OS apps for the Pixel Watch 4, and boy, is it giving midlife crisis vibes! 🤖💅 Like, Home and Keep just went from “who cares?” to “OMG, it's so *expressive*!!!” Talk about a makeover! 😂💁‍♂️ Now, I can hear the design team in the Google HQ right now: “Yeah, we just took our apps, slapped on some vibrant colors 🌈, and called it a day. #Innovative 🍕🤷‍♂️” Meanwhile, the rest of us are like, “This is fine.” 🔥💀 But let’s be real, are we really asking for a shinier “to-do” list? Just tell me when the Google Wear OS apps are finally going to launch my coffee for me, fr fr! ☕👀 You know it's bad when even Drake's like: “*Wanna see you win but... these updates are mad cringe*.” 🤦‍♂️⬆️🔥 So, while you're out there flexing your new Pixel Watch 4, remember: your apps might look sexy, but they’re still just *apps*. No cap! 💸 If Google throws a Pixel Watch 5 at us next week that makes breakfast, I’ll personally hire a skywriter, no joke. 💌✈️ Share this with someone who needs a laugh & let’s manifest a smartwatch that makes decisions for us! 💯🔮