🚨🔥 Y’all listen up! Google’s out here sayin' they ain't snooping through your emails for AI training, but let's be real—"you can trust us" sounds a LOT like "This is fine." 🤡☕️💔 📧💀 So, basically, the tech giants were caught with their hands in the digital cookie jar, and now they’re like “nah, we just wanted to enhance your life.” Sure, buddy! 🙄 But wait—what do I know? Just your average programmer who might overhear a dev say, “I told them to keep the data separate, but they said, ‘what’s the worst that could happen?’” 🤖💸 #RIPPrivacy And while we’re spilling the tea, remember when everyone thought AI browsers were a vibe? 🤔💻 Yeah, those were the days—now they're just a stonk meme waiting to implode like my weekend plans! 🚀💥 🔥💰 But here’s the hottest take: In 5 years, Google will have an AI that sends you unsolicited emails about your life choices, AND you’ll have to pay for the privilege. No cap, I’m calling it! 🤯🚀💸 🌐 Share this if you’re ready for "Google’s AI Therapy Sessions" coming to a Gmail inbox near you! 💌💥