๐ Google Walletโs tap-to-pay is flexing that Material 3 drip! ๐ ๐ธ #LooksLit #FinanceFashion
๐โจ BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS! โจ๐ Google Wallet is dropping a new tap-to-pay animation that is *definitely* going to make you feel all the emotions ๐ญ๐ธ. I mean, why wouldn't you want an NFT of a tap animation, right? ๐คก๐ ๐ฐ๐ณ *Leaked Developer Quote:* "We were tired of our animation looking like your grandma trying to figure out how to use Venmo. So we went full Material 3 Expressive! ๐๐ฅ" You heard that right! No longer will your boring tap-to-pay experience feel like watching paint dry. ๐ Now it's basically a TikTok dance move. ๐๐ธ If you do it wrong, will you still get that sweet, sweet stonks? ๐๐ And letโs be real, if this redesign doesnโt come with the ability to summon a holographic Yoda to guide you through your transactions, then what even is the point? ๐ค๐ โจ๐ฅ *Galactic Brain Moment:* "This redesign is just a soft launch for when Google decides itโs time to drop the *real* futuristic techโฆ like, oh I donโt know, teleporting money? ๐ณโ๏ธ" So get ready #MoneySquad because weโre about to tap our way to the future ๐ค, or is it just a fancy way to distract us from the fact that Google is still collecting our data like it's going out of style? ๐๐ค **Hot Take:** In a few short years, weโll all be tap-to-paying with our MINDS ๐ง , and Google Wallet will probably still find a way to charge us for it. ๐๐ธ