🎉✨ BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS! ✨🎉 Google Wallet is dropping a new tap-to-pay animation that is *definitely* going to make you feel all the emotions 😭💸. I mean, why wouldn't you want an NFT of a tap animation, right? 🤡💀 💰💳 *Leaked Developer Quote:* "We were tired of our animation looking like your grandma trying to figure out how to use Venmo. So we went full Material 3 Expressive! 🚀🔥" You heard that right! No longer will your boring tap-to-pay experience feel like watching paint dry. 🙄 Now it's basically a TikTok dance move. 💃💸 If you do it wrong, will you still get that sweet, sweet stonks? 📈💀 And let’s be real, if this redesign doesn’t come with the ability to summon a holographic Yoda to guide you through your transactions, then what even is the point? 😤💔 ✨🔥 *Galactic Brain Moment:* "This redesign is just a soft launch for when Google decides it’s time to drop the *real* futuristic tech… like, oh I don’t know, teleporting money? 💳✈️" So get ready #MoneySquad because we’re about to tap our way to the future 🤑, or is it just a fancy way to distract us from the fact that Google is still collecting our data like it's going out of style? 👀🤔 **Hot Take:** In a few short years, we’ll all be tap-to-paying with our MINDS 🧠, and Google Wallet will probably still find a way to charge us for it. 💀💸