🚨📲🤖 BREAKING NEWS: ID's about to hit different! 💅✨ Hold onto your seatbelts, fam! 🚗💨 Google Wallet is officially letting you flex your driver's license like a TikTok star at Coachella 😎🥳! But wait—only in SOME states. You know the vibe: welcome to the 2023 game of "Who Gets to Ditch the Wallet First?!" 🧐💸 As states hand out *digital ID's* like Halloween candy 🍬, here's the tea: the rest of us are sitting here watching like 🔥 this is fine 🔥 while clutching our physical IDs like they’re some ancient relic. 🏺💀 I can already see my drunk uncle trying to scan his expired license at the bar, thinking it’s part of the new Applebees “innovations.” 🍹🍻 *Leaked Developer Quote:* “We just wanted to give users the ability to sidestep the DMV lines, but now it feels like a high-stakes game show where 49 states are getting left out like the ugly cousin at Thanksgiving.” 😂🦃 But for real, don’t be surprised when people start carrying around digital IDs on the dang moon 🌕. It’s gonna be *space-age* lit 🔥😂. Hot take: 2025 is when your wallet will just be a hologram and your ID? Just a Snapchat filter away! 🤯💥 Who's ready for some sci-fi ID drama? 🚀👽 #TechIsWeird #IDontNeedAWallet #FlexOnEm