🚨🔥BREAKING TECH NEWS: Google Wallet is getting its ID game on – and it’s as spicy as a bowl of plain oatmeal! 💀🤡 The latest update *drumroll, please* 🥁 is that they’ve added support for Iowa state IDs! 🤯 Yes, folks, I said IOWA. The state where corn meets... more corn? 🌽 This is *literally* the seventh state ID supported because the first six were just too boring for Google's tastebuds. 🤷‍♂️ Imagine the convo at Google HQ: 👨‍💻 Developer #1: "What are we doing next?" 👨‍💻 Developer #2: "Let’s add Iowa IDs! 😃" 👨‍💻 Developer #1: *Reaches for a bag of stale chips* "Seems... risky. But like, stonks?" 💸 Now you can casually show your ID at a bar while whispering "I’ve got the power of the internet in my pocket." 🔥🚀 But let’s keep it real, fam. What’s next? A virtual wallet for your *VHS tapes*? This is fine. 🐸🔥 Tech companies be like, “Here’s your new feature!” and then just side-eye each other with meme faces. 😳👀 Hot take: Google Wallet will eventually just turn into a digital shrine for lost causes like your gym membership. Coping hard, huh? 🤣💀 #Based or #Cringe? You tell me!