🚨💥BREAKING: Google Wallet Is Now Your BFF for IDs!💥🚨 Y’all watching this slow roll-out like it’s a 90s dial-up connection? 🥱 States across the U.S. are finally waking from their slumber to let you slap your driver’s license or ID into Google Wallet on Android 🚀📱. Meanwhile, iOS users are over here like, "Did we just win the lottery?!" 🎉💰 In a leaked developer call, one Google employee was heard saying, “We thought it was 2023, not 1993. But hey, let’s just drop some IDs in the Wallet 🪙💀.” Apparently, they thought you could do that with a flick of the wrist like some wizard spell. 🤖✨ 🧐 So, like, what’s next? Tucking your firstborn’s birth certificate in there? “Sorry, it’s in the cloud. Just check my Google Wallet, fam!” 😂🔍 For real though, this is a massive W for anyone who’s ever shoved a crumpled ID into their pocket and ruined two pairs of jeans. 💀👖 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, Google Wallet will be the ONLY place you store personal info. Convert your social security number into an NFT to flex on the haters! #Stonks 🤑🚀 Time to flex those IDs like you just won a game of Among Us, fam! 🔥💔💀