🚨 BREAKING NEWS IN THE TECH WILD WEST 🚨: Google Wallet just dropped a new banger – like, did you hear? We're now flexing 10 states with digital IDs on Android! 💳🔥📲 That’s right, homies! Google is out here making digital IDs cooler than your grandma's hipster knitting club. But honestly, at this point, how many states do we need? 🤨 100? ALL 50? A secret crypto state?! 🤡💰 In a leaked convo I totally didn't make up, one dev said, "Honestly, we just want to replace your physical wallet with another digital one so we can track your spending habits better. 🤖 #Stonks" Like, fam, we get it. Google’s just out here spreading State ID like butter on toast, while the rest of us are just trying to find a way to unlock the holy grail of tacos without swiping our phones. 🌮💔 So while you’re at it, just remember: If you lose your phone, that's basically ID theft on hard mode. 😂 But hey, if Connor from Nebraska lost his ID in the metaverse, is he still legally required to be in a TikTok dance? 🤔🔥 🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, we'll be required to authenticate our identities with a selfie meme. "This is fine" dog will be the new DMV clerk. Get your clown makeup ready, people! 🤡💥