🚨🔔 BREAKING NEWS: Google Wallet Just Became Your Overbearing EX! 🚨💔 So Google Wallet is now throwing a tantrum, demanding your LOCATION like a stage 5 clinger before it’ll *finally* show you those sweet receipts 🍕🧾. Yup, you heard it here first: “No location, no receipts, no peace.” The drama is *real*, fam. 😱💅 9to5Google dropped the tea—now ya gotta go all CSI 🔍 on your privacy settings to get that “Precise location” activated just to view where you bought that $10 avocado toast! 🥑💸 Let’s be real, though, it's not like you were hiding from your bank account in the first place, right? 😂 Developer Quote™: "We just want to help you find your money... or maybe just track you better. Same vibe, no cap." 🤖💀 Can we talk about how cringe this is? Like, fr fr, how many times do we need to tell tech companies to chill? 🙄💥 If this isn't a textbook case of corporate control, I don’t know what is. Anyway, my prediction: Google will soon launch a “Find My Ex” feature that automatically tracks all your former purchases. Brace yourselves, it's coming! 🚀🔥 #GoogleWallet #PrivacyWho? #ThisIsFine