🚨💥 BREAKING: Google is going FULL KAREN on hackers! 💥🚨 So listen up, you gang of malicious code monkeys 🐒—BadBox 2.0, aka the *FAKE ANDROID APPS FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL*, has officially got the almighty G's lawyers coming for that bootleg money! 💰💰 Like, did you even think you could creep into 10 million knockoff Android devices without repercussions? This is literally like being at the student loan office and saying "the check is in the mail." 🤡💀 👀 Leaked Developer Quote: "We basically just wanted people to scroll TikTok without their phones exploding! Is that a crime?!" 🤔🍵 Google’s flexing harder than your boomer uncle trying to use the latest meme slang 👉👇 (Drake pointing meme: “not that, this!”). They’re throwing down the legal gauntlet like it’s a Marvel finale—get ready for a courtroom showdown as riveting as a 50-hour playlist of elevator music. 🔥🎢 So, what's next? 👽 Brace yourselves for an upcoming “Google vs. BadBox” Netflix series, and no cap, it’ll be *fire*. I predict Google will soon release a new feature: "Don't get hacked, bozo!" 🤖✨ And they’ll call it *the Barbarian Shield* — sounds like a D&D spell, amirite? #NotMyBotnet 💿💥 Stay tuned as we watch this drama unfold—grab your popcorn! 🍿🌌