🚨😱 GOOGLE JUST DECLARED WAR ON PHISHING WIZARDS! 🐟💸 Gather 'round, fellow nerds, because your fave search engine just schooled some hackers with a lawsuit bigger than your mom’s “trust me, it’s not a phase” speeches! 😤💥 In a plot twist no one saw coming, Google just dropped the hammer on some 🌏 China-based hooligans who’ve been running a $1 BILLION PHISHING CRIME SYNDICATE called Lighthouse. It’s basically like if your aunt’s chain email somehow manifested as a global crime organization. But wait—there’s more! These TikTok TikTok-ing troublemakers managed to reel in over 1 MILLION unsuspecting USERS. *GASP* 🚨 Imagine these scallywags sending out texts like “Yo, did you win the E-ZPass Lottery???” And people are like, “HECK YEAH, sign me up” 🤡. Honestly, this whole scene is as cringe as your friend trying to explain NFTs while hammered. But since we're roasting, let’s get REAL—this is the digital equivalent of a cat meme with a PhD: it should not be allowed. 📉😹 One "leaked" developer quote claims, “We just wanted to make phishing sexy...no cap.” Yeah, fam, you hit different! 🚀🔥 But let’s face it, in 2024, hackers will be like, “Clowning on Google? Stonks!” So my UNHINGED prediction? They'll pivot to “Phishing as a Lifestyle” and start selling merch. 🌊💀 Stay woke, folks. We live in a simulation, and this is just the loading screen. 🔥💰