💥💰🚨 **BREAKING NEWS: Apple Poised to CRUSH Nvidia Thanks to Google’s Shenanigans!** 🚨💰💥 👀 Hold on tight, fam! Apple is just a hot swipe away from snatching the crown and sending Nvidia to the shadow realm! 🔮👑 But guess what? It’s all thanks to Google’s wild ride through the financial stratosphere! 🚀✨ 💻 *Developer Leaks* 🤫: “We thought GPUs were the real flex, but turns out fruit emojis are where the $$$ is at. 🍏💸” – Anonymous googler who just found out Apple is the new cool kid on the block! 🏫💀 Picture this: Apple stomping through the market like a toddler in a Lego store, and Google is basically the over-caffeinated babysitter. 🍬🤣 “This is fine,” Nvidia is thinking as they watch Apple get ready to hit that rich stonks level. 📈🔥 Drake's pointing at an Apple logo like: "You’re gonna make it!" while Nvidia is left in the dust like that cringe meme nobody shares anymore. 🤦‍♂️ 🔥🔥 **Hot Take Prediction:** This time next year, we’ll have a new holiday—**Nvidia No Longer Exists Day**—and we’re all getting Apple NFTs shaped like fruit snacks! 🍏🍎🍭💀 Get ready for the merge of tech and memes, folks! 🤖💥 Let's GO! 🕺💃