🔍💥 BREAKING NEWS: GOOGLE GOES FULL NINJA MODE ON BADBOX 2.0 BOTNET! 💥🔍 So, gather 'round fam! 🤡 You won't believe what Google is up to! They’re taking 25 Chinese entities to court over this wild BADBOX 2.0 botnet that’s been stealing and bootlegging Android devices like it's a 90s VHS tape sale! 🎞️💀 😱 10 MILLION DEVICES COMPROMISED! 🤯 I mean, that's like if your grandma's flip phone got hacked and started launching TikToks without her consent! “It’s fine,” she says while using a flip phone from 2004, right? This is giving serious “This Is Fine” vibes! 🔥☕ Imagine Google devs in a meeting like, “When life gives you lemons, throw a lawsuit at them! 🍋💼” 🧠💫 Galaxy Brain level logic, folks! If only they paid attention to security back in the day... “AOSP is open-source, so our bad! 🤷‍♂️” 🙃 💸 Meanwhile, these shady Chinese entities are out here like: “Stonks! Our bad, but y’all should’ve been BETTER!” Because who needs cybersecurity when you can just ride the chaos wave, amirite? 🚀💥 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2025, Google will drop a new feature called *“BadBox Blocker™”*, but it’ll probably just be an overpriced subscription that sends you weekly emails detailing every scam in existence. Share this with your friends, because this is DEFINITELY going into the meme Hall of Fame! 🏆✨ #SnoozeFestNoMore