🚨 *BREAKING NEWS* 🚨: Google Ventures just threw 💰BILLIONS💰 at dev tool startup Blacksmith faster than your grandma can ask when you're getting married! 💍✨ Four months after their Series Seed round, they’re out here like, “Hold my energy drink, we’re about to revolutionize software builds faster than you can say stonks!” 📈😏 This Y Combinator darling snagged a nifty $10M for their Series A, and at this rate, they’ll be making devs faster than a caffeinated squirrel on a keyboard. 🐿️⏩ I mean, do we even need a faster build time? This is fine... 🤷‍♂️🔥 *Unleaked Developer Quote*: “We just wanted to cut costs, but now we’re basically VPs at Google. No cap.” 👀💻 Drake is pointing to productivity gains like “This is my jam,” while the rest of us are still scrolling through TikTok during builds. 🥴💀 So here’s the spicy hot take: in 5 years, devs will be using Blacksmith to code their dreams while AI does the rest. 🤖✨💭 Mark my words—if you’re not on board by then, you’ll be seething in the comments like the last iOS update just bricked your phone! 🔥💔 Share this before it gets lost in the void! 🚀⬇️ #TechMemeChaos