🎉🚨🔥 BREAKING: Google TV is apparently taking a one-way trip to the Uncanny Valley of Failed Tech! 🤖💀 I mean, Google just flexed their “I give up” muscles and said they’re as good at selling ads on their smart TV platform as a cat trying to use a computer! 😂 😼 In a plot twist that no one asked for, it's clear that when it comes to monetizing their own shiny tech baby, Google is making moves that make *Drake pointing to a “no” sign* look like a stonks 🚀🙅‍♂️💰! Here’s the tea: they want publishers to cough up a slice of their ad revenue just to join the Google TV party. Like, fr fr—do they think they’re throwing a rave?? 🕺🍕 Who’s paying for the chips and dip, Google? 💸💩 📢 Some *leaked* Google developer quote: “We thought Google TV was the next Netflix…but it’s actually just a glorified cardboard box.” 📦😂 Like, how does YouTube’s ad revenue not translate to TV? 🤔 So, what's next? GOOGLE TV: The Musical 🕺🎭 — starring your favorite pointless streaming services slowly going to the graveyard! My hot take? Google will "pivot" to selling donuts next.🍩🔥 #TechIdeas 💀🚀