"Google TV's future got more plot twists than a Netflix series ๐คฏ๐บ๐ #UnemployedStreaming"
๐๐จ๐ฅ BREAKING: Google TV is apparently taking a one-way trip to the Uncanny Valley of Failed Tech! ๐ค๐ I mean, Google just flexed their โI give upโ muscles and said theyโre as good at selling ads on their smart TV platform as a cat trying to use a computer! ๐ ๐ผ In a plot twist that no one asked for, it's clear that when it comes to monetizing their own shiny tech baby, Google is making moves that make *Drake pointing to a โnoโ sign* look like a stonks ๐๐ โโ๏ธ๐ฐ! Hereโs the tea: they want publishers to cough up a slice of their ad revenue just to join the Google TV party. Like, fr frโdo they think theyโre throwing a rave?? ๐บ๐ Whoโs paying for the chips and dip, Google? ๐ธ๐ฉ ๐ข Some *leaked* Google developer quote: โWe thought Google TV was the next Netflixโฆbut itโs actually just a glorified cardboard box.โ ๐ฆ๐ Like, how does YouTubeโs ad revenue not translate to TV? ๐ค So, what's next? GOOGLE TV: The Musical ๐บ๐ญ โ starring your favorite pointless streaming services slowly going to the graveyard! My hot take? Google will "pivot" to selling donuts next.๐ฉ๐ฅ #TechIdeas ๐๐