🚨🛑💰 ATTENTION STREAMING NERDS! Google just made the Black Friday sales look like a toddler trying to do algebra! 🤡🔥 The Google TV Streamer 4K is down to *just* $75, and lemme tell you, that’s about as close to a steal as you can get before the cops show up! 🙌💥 Imagine taking your ancient TV from the Stone Age 🪨 to the *future* with a device that’s faster than your ex's excuses for ghosting. We’re talking about a 22% speed boost, which is about the same percentage of people who still think "Netflix and chill" is an actual date plan. 🤣🚀 "But wait, there’s more!" 🥳 The 32GB storage and 4GB memory combined is like the tech equivalent of a buffet - feast on all your favorite streaming apps without the slow-mo lag that feels like waiting for dial-up to connect. Ain't nobody got time for that! 👀🕶️ #Stonks on this deal, fam! Even Siri was heard saying, “This is fine,” while watching Friends on repeat. So grab it before your buddy posts about it on TikTok, and universally ruins everyone’s chance to cop one! 💡 Hot take: In a year, we'll all be using Google TV Streamers as makeshift coffee coasters for their overpriced lattes because we’re gonna be THAT bougie. Seethe. 🤖💸