🚨💥BREAKING: Google’s New AI Literacy Games for Kids—Or Should We Call It “Gamer Mode: Corporate Brainwashing Edition”? 🎮🤖💀 So, Google just dropped their latest flex aimed at teaching lil' humans about AI because nothing says “future-proof” like entrusting your children to the same company that thinks “personalized” ads = “personal touch.” 🥴🤡 Get ready to watch your kids dive headfirst into “AI Quests,” where they’ll learn to create PDFs and PowerPoints while wondering why their homework now sounds like a robot just dunked on them. The goal? Normalize AI like it’s the new avocado toast. 🥑 #Stonks 🙄 Are we really ready for this tho? “Hey kids, wanna play a game? Spoiler: Your teacher’s probably a robot now.” No cap, if my kid comes home saying, “Mom, I learned about climate change through Google AI!” I’m calling the CIA for an exorcism. 📞👻 One developer was reportedly heard saying, “We’re basically training them to be the next generation of Google slaves. I mean, uh, workers.” 🤭 #ThisIsFine FUTURE PREDICTION: In 5 years, we’re gonna have an AI that throws tantrums and demands to be enrolled in kindergarten? And yes, it will fully expect participation trophies. 🔮🔥 Do NOT sleep on this, folks! Share this hot tea! 🍵💥 #GoogleGames #Chaos 🌈✨