🚨✨💥 Breaking Tech News: Can Google Be Trusted Without a BREAKUP? 🥴💔🔥 Okay fam, grab your popcorn 🍿 because this courtroom drama is spicier than a taco night gone wrong! 🌮🔥 Judge Leonie Brinkema just asked THE question at the DOJ's Google trial (yawn 😴), but wait for it... 🥁 “If Google acted good faith, would we all just hold hands and sing Kumbaya?” 🎤✋ Sounds like a Netflix script, right? 🎬💀 But reality check—who trusts a dude that uses chat to dodge shady stuff? 👀💌 Imagine Google sliding into DMs like “I promise I’ll be good! 🥺 Just give me 5 more years without regulation!” And then they hit you with a new feature that tracks your dog’s bathroom breaks. Woof! 🐶💩 📈 Meanwhile, the DOJ is prepping their evidence, grabbing all the juicy bits like “Oh, you thought Google was wholesome? That’s a CRINGE, fam!” 😂💯 “Let’s just see if they can change their spots,” said one of the imaginary Google insiders we totally didn’t make up. “But honestly, they have all the trustworthiness of a cat with a laser pointer.” 🐱🔦🔥 💣 Here’s the hot take: By 2025, Google will have more trust issues than a 90s rom-com, and we’ll all be living in a dystopian ad-ridden nightmare! 🚀💰 Stonks? More like stonks 🚫🚀💀! Share if you’re tired of tech giants playing games! 💌🔥