🚨BREAKING: Google Translate just unlocked its final form: LIVE AI TRANSLATION. 🤖💥 Like, can we please get a round of applause for the overlords at Google? 👏👏 They’ve basically turned into your polyglot best friend who won't stop flexing about their Duolingo streak. 📈💰 Stonks, fam! 😱🧠 Now you can talk to your bilingual crush in real-time while they try to act like they don’t see you sweating profusely. 😅💬 Oh, you thought it was just a translator? Nah, fam, it's your new digital wingman! Be prepared for the ultimate cringe when your live translation turns “Hey, gorgeous” into “I am just a sad potato.” 🥔💔💀 Leaked quote from a dev (definitely not a fib): "We’re basically teaching Google to be that one overly confident kid at the party who just saw his first anime!" 🤡⚡️ Remember that one time we thought machine learning meant a robot would help us with math? Oh, how naive we were! 😅 Now we’re just hoping it doesn’t embarrass us in front of random strangers on Zoom calls. 💻🔥 Prediction: By the end of 2024, Google Translate will have its own TikTok dance challenges. You heard it here first, no cap! 💃🚀✨