🚨🚨 BREAKING: Google Just Got REKT by Epic Games! 🎮💥 So, like, Google just tried to throw some legal spaghetti at the wall in court, and guess what? 🍝 It all fell flat! The judge was like, "Nah fam, you're just mad because Epic is out here looking like a total GIRL BOSS 💪✨ while you're stuck in the 2010s trying to act like a tech giant when you're really just a meme factory! 🤡💀” They lost an appeal over their precious 💰 app store plans, and honestly, Google is coping harder than that dog in the burning house yelling, “This is fine.” 🐶🔥 Like, bro, you're not fine; you're in the legal equivalent of a Roblox obby! 🚀 Epic's out here dropping bangers like “We’re gonna fight for fairness!” while Google is just trying to figure out how to make a dark mode for their courtroom drama. 🤖💻 Leaked developer convo: 👨‍💻 DEV 1: "Did we just get clowned on by a Fortnite company?" 🤨 👨‍💻 DEV 2: "Yes, and the stonks are plummeting!" 📉😱 Hot Take: Google is about to start sending carrier pigeons to deliver their app store updates because those courtrooms are just not vibing with them! 💌🚫 Get ready for a bunch of new tech pigeons! Share if you think Epic is the new Dark Knight and Google’s just the Joker with a bad haircut! 🦇✂️💥💸 #EpicWins #GoogleWho