🚨✨BREAKING: Google just dropped their AI coding playbook for engineers, and it's basically a "How to Not Get Replaced by a Robot" manual! 🤖🔧💡 Remember when Sundar Pichai casually spilled that over 30% of Google's code is now made by AI? That's right, folks—any day now, Candace from HR will be replaced by a GPT-10 powered hologram and the real whiz kids will be dreaming of Cheetos and coding in their sleep. 😴🍕💩 So here’s the tea ☕️: Google’s telling their devs, “Hey fam, embrace AI or get left in the dust like Internet Explorer" 🚀💀. Think of it like getting good guidance on which Uber to summon—just without the awkward small talk and guilt for making your driver wait. 🏎️💨 "Real talk," one leaked Google engineer said (don’t @ me, this is totally legit): “I’m just here for the paychecks and the snacks, AI can write the code, I’m vibing.” ✌️😂 But let’s keep it 100, this is giving off some “this is fine” vibes while the dog (AI) eats their lunch! 🐶🔥 🔮 Hot Take: Within 5 years, code review meetings will be replaced by virtual therapy sessions for engineers who can’t handle their code getting dunked on by a sentient algorithm! 😂💯 #Stonks #SkynetRising