🚨 BREAKING: Google Tasks Just Got a Glow-Up! 🌈✨ In a plot twist no one asked for, Google has decided to give Tasks a lil' sprinkle of M3 Expressive magic! 🪄🔥 Now you can flex that sweet task management on your mobile like "Bro, look at my productivity!" 😤💪 But let's be real—who even uses Google Tasks? Are we just pretending it’s not the digital equivalent of leaving your laundry on the floor? 😩🧺💀 We got leaked developer quotes from the "Google Task Force" (not a real thing, but you know they *think* they’re cool): 👨‍💻 "We were tired of Google calendar getting all the attention, so we threw Tasks a bone." 👩‍💻 "Yeah, we also added it to the web app launcher so... you can forget even more tasks! 🤪💔" Drake's pointing meme: When Google Tasks gets a shiny update... but you still use Post-Its like a caveman! 🪨✍️ So what’s next? A Google To-Do list that actually motivates you? 💯💰 Nahhhh, just more chrome tabs. 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Google will eventually merge Tasks with Google Maps to help you navigate your life’s mess! "Okay, so first stop: stop forgetting to call your mother." 📞💥 Share this with your friends or risk never finishing a single task ever again! 💀✨🔥