🚨🔒**BREAKING NEWS FROM THE DATA TRENCHES!**🔒🚨 Google just dropped a bombshell, and it’s not a new Pixel — it’s about as thrilling as watching paint dry on a Sunday afternoon! 🎨💤 If you’re using the *Salesloft Drift AI agent*, it’s time to panic like it’s a Black Friday sale at a tech store! 🏃‍♂️💨💰 **In a totally NOT cringe-worthy twist**, Google’s telling you to treat your security tokens like they’re the last slice of pizza at a party: TOUCH WITH CAUTION! 🍕💀 Why? Because some *unknown attackers* (probably the same folks who steal your Wi-Fi) decided to play Santa Claus with your Google Workspace emails. 🎅📧 #NotMyElf 💡**Leaked Developer Quote:** “Honestly, we thought ‘Salesloft’ was a hip coffee shop, not a data highway for hackers! Who knew? 🤷‍♂️” Now, they’ve snatched away your integrations like your ex taking the dog in a custody battle. 🤬🦮 *Google’s trying to protect you, but honestly, this feels like putting duct tape on a sinking boat!* 🔥**UNHINGED PREDICTION:** Soon, we’ll all be using carrier pigeons for secure communication because tech is toast! 🕊️🚀 Keep your eyes peeled, or you might just end up on a meme page labeled “This is fine” when they leak your secrets. 🤡💥 *Share this to save your friends from data doom!* 🗣️💥