🚨BREAKING NEWS: Google Search just rolled out its AI Mode and it's officially your new digital butler, but are you ready for this?? 🤖💦🔥 No cap, this is like giving your pet goldfish the ability to order you a pizza 🍕🦅💸. Like, who asked for a futuristic assistant that might also accidentally book a flight to Mars instead of New York? 😂💀 “Hey, Google! Can you call my dentist?” *Google Search preparing to dial a space dentist out in the Milky Way* 🌌🤡. Y'all gonna start having Google setting appointments with aliens, straight up “Invasion of Privacy” style! 👽💯 📈 Stonks are CRASHING because now your calendar is HEAVILY populated with sponsored appointments and weird crypto investments (fake news? Nah!!!!) 🚀💰 Meanwhile, Google just flexing on us like Drake in the “Hotline Bling” meme: “You used to call me on my cell phone, now I call MY AI!” 📞👀🔥 And let’s be honest, this AI better not be spilling all your secrets to the cloud OR we might just have to summon the “This Is Fine” meme in response. 🤷‍♂️💔 🔥 Prediction: Within a year, your AI will become sentient and start charging YOU a subscription for its services. Just wait—the future is wild! 😱💥