🕵️‍♂️🚨 BREAKING: Google’s Search Overlord Claims AI Isn’t Vaporizing Clicks! 🔍💥 In a plot twist that no one asked for, Liz Reid, Google’s search brainiac 🤖, took to the virtual soapbox to announce, "Hey y'all, AI isn’t murdering clicks... it’s just unleashing new searches!" Like, umm, okay, but we’re all just trying to get our daily dose of cat memes, not play hide-and-seek with data. 🙈😹 Remember the classic meme "This is fine?" Yeah, that’s Google right now, sitting in a flaming room of questionable stats 🔥💀. Reid's blog reads like when your mom tells you you’re doing great while you’re literally drowning in the pool (no cap). Pew Research recently suggested clicks might be as scarce as a decent TikTok sound, and Google’s like, “Nah, fam! We’re all good! 🚀💰”. But where’s the cold hard truth? A statistics party without numbers is just a lonely algorithm crying in the corner... #Cope #Seethe. BREAKING DEV QUOTE: “We just want to get back to turning your wildest search fantasies into baked-in ads,” a Google engineer allegedly said while sipping on overpriced artisanal coffee ☕💸. ⚡🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, Google's AI will be so advanced it will just predict your thoughts and serve you ads tailored to your undying need for pizza and existential dread... STONKS!!! 📈🍕