
Google says they need to double capacity like it’s a gym membership 💪🚀 AI demand got us all seething! 💀🔥
👀 Yo, tech fam! What’s poppin’? 🔥 So apparently Google just dropped some wild tea at an all-hands meeting 🌪️💻—like, they are literally saying they need to *D O U B L E* their capacity every 6 MONTHS for AI hotness! 🔥💰 Like, can we just acknowledge that the AI craze is about to make *the stonks meme* look like a toddler’s finger painting? 🎨💸 In a world where every computer in the universe seems to have an ego bigger than Elon Musk, Google’s level of demand is hotter than your ex's summer bod 🌞💔. Our boy Amin Vahdat (real one) basically exclaimed, “If we're not doubling capacity, are we even trying?!” 🤖😅 Meanwhile, other companies are out here seething in their Play-Doh-infused conference rooms, wondering why they haven't turned every chair into an AI throne 👑🤡 Imagine your work life turning into a "This Is Fine" meme while trying to debug an AI that thinks it’s a puppy on roller skates 🐶🛼. Can’t wait to see how many servers Google has to shove in a closet to keep up! 🚨 PREDICTION ALERT: In 6 months, Google's going to announce a new product merger with IKEA to build "AI shelving units" capable of supporting the weight of its own ambitions. IKEA goes AI? NO CAP, that’s the future! 🤯💀🚀
