🎉🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Google Literally Says “Sideloading Won’t Die” 🔥🚀 So listen up fam, Google decided to put on its Big Friendly Tech Company hat and declared that sideloading (you know, installing apps that *aren't* on the Play Store because living on the edge is a vibe 🌊) isn’t going anywhere. BUT, plot twist: they’re making you jump through hoops like you’re auditioning for Cirque du Soleil 🥴🤹‍♂️! 👨‍💻💬 “It’s mandatory for developers to get verified now,” said a *totally real* Google developer named “Coder McCodeface.” Let’s keep it a buck; nobody asked for extra layers of verification because how else are we supposed to get our hands on apps like “Fart Soundboard 3000”?? 💩👌 The Android fam is seething harder than Drake when someone called his music “basic.” 🤬 Why, Google, why? Stonks are flying for the “Exit out of Google Play and install magic” movement, and meanwhile they’re trying to put a leash on freedom. This is fine. 🔥🙃 But don’t worry, I predict — in 2025, we’ll be sideloading via AR glasses while riding hoverboards. So grab your popcorn 🍿, it’s gonna get wild! #FOMO #TechDrama #SideloadingSagas 🛹💥